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June 2011

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Why is that every time there's a sex scandal in this country men feel they have to act outraged and moral? Personally I feel any man who acts like this is a fraud. What say you?

Well, I think a lot of dudes don’t front and are honest about it. But I agree that there are folks in the media and in the political world (ahem, Newt Gingrich circa Clinton “scandal,” ahem) who act like holier-than-thou douchebags while totally getting blown by their own mistresses in private (hi, Callista!)

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Have you considered returning to Catholicism? You're kind of cool, and I want you back. - Helen Zimmer

If they get rid of the kid-fucking and the no-ladies-in-charge thing, and if they ditch the no-birth control thing and at least ease up on the abortion thing, and also if they get better music, I’m down.

Jokes aside, Helen, you are a sweetheart for writing this and I thank you.

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Plus One Per Diem → smodcast.com

benarilee:

Ms. Sara Benincasa was kind enough to let me tag along to her taping of Plus One Per Diem and I got to say some stuff on the air, too. Dirty stuff.

Jus’ click on the above link and listen to the June 27th episode for all the nasty goodness. Also, Kevin Smith and Jen Schwalbach rock. That is all.

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As a UK based person I don't keep up to much with the deeper details of American politics. For a year I genuinely thought Michelle Bachmann was your comedy creation to parody Sarah Palin. Imagine my horror this week to discover she is actually real. Do we have a plan to keep these crazy people out of power, beyond village mayor?

THANK you for the compliment. I’m sorry we had to bust through your bubble. Unfortunately, about 50% of Americans are idiots. I wish I could offer more hope. (Am also not certain about grammatical correctness of “50% of Americans are idiots.” HAVE I BECOME WHAT I BEHOLD?!)

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“Tip for friends: when you say goodbye to somebody who you won’t see for like 6 months to a year, maybe don’t listen to a Mumford & Sons album on the flight home. That band should just change its name to “Put a Gun In Yo Mouf Already.” —Sara Benincasa, Philosopher
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Religion! Sex! Love! Cum! Listen to the 6/27 episode of Kevin Smith and Jen Schwalbach's Plus One Per Diem! → smodcast.com

Because I’m fucking on it, and it’s great.

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Hooray! Doing Kevin Smith and Jen Schwalbach's Podcast Todddddaaaaaay!

Monday at 9 AM Pacific/12 East, I’ll be on Kevin Smith and Jen Schwalbach’s “Plus One Per Diem” LIVE on SModcast.com. This will be full of funz and good timez!

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“To the NY conservatives who’ll try to take back marriage from a drag queen: do you bullies understand these fine bewigged bitches beat up NYPD in 19-fucking’-69? They have been training for this fight IN HEELS ever since. These are not some nonviolent resistance gays. This is some greased-face, diamond-ring-turned-around-so-you-don’t-get-flesh-caught-in-it, hardcore ninja faggot shit. I fucking love NY.” —Sara Benincasa Loves You
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Crushable.com Understands My Love → crushable.com
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