It took me until my 40s to realize it: There’s no destination. There’s no...– Patton Oswalt (via totallymorgan) Truer words…
I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the...– Actual Michele Bachmann quote from “Michele Bachmann Blames Hurricane on God” on Comedy Central Indecision
W. Kamau Bell, Janine Brito, and Nato Green Are...
It was with great alarm and fear that I greeted the news of the latest Laughter Against the Machine comedy tour, as well as the attendant documentary film project. The whole thing sounded terrifying. But because I seek to understand my enemies, I asked notorious progressive comedians Janine Brito, Nato Green, and W. Kamau Bell to explain the purpose behind their big new endeavor. Their answers...
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Favorite comment: “A boring dim-wit talking to a mediocre gay black ‘newscaster’ and an obnoxiouos white lesbian…………about nothing of any importance.” Oh djwolf12, it’s true that I am “obnoxiouos,” but Don Lemon is anything but mediocre. Full post over at Newsbusters.
America’s favorite elderly bro-dawg, Joe Biden, left China triumphant and...– Biden Goes to China: The Highlights Reel from Comedy Central Indecision
Jeez, how long before Bachmann’s campaign stops deteriorate into some kind...– Michele Bachmann Has a Lady Ninja from Comedy Central’s Indecision Forever
While Real American Patriots were busy praying for the success of our...– Barack Obama Ignores Libya for Sexytime on Comedy Central’s Indecision blog
Pantheistic earth hippies are obsessed with menstruation. A few years ago, my...– An excerpt from my book, Agorafabulous!: Dispatches From My Bedroom. Preorder it here on Amazon or here on Barnes & Noble. Thank you for your service.
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My fave teen books I read in adulthood are probably Waiting for Alaska by...– Twitter We’re trying to make #YAWednesday happen. Are you a grown up (ish) who loves to read and talk about teen books? Pretty please go on twitter and let your geek flag fly! What YA book are you reading now? What’s your ultimate YA-for-adulthood recommendation? Does YA save? Do you have a pimple?...
If Barack Obama is America’s stressed-out dad, Joe Biden is our totally...– “Joe Biden Goes to China” on Comedy Central’s Indecision Forever
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So, if I could I would like to help out some of the younger comics here with some things that I learned from experience in show business. Most of these only refer to those of us that have remained heat-less for most of our careers. I can’t speak to heat. I do know that symbiosis with the…
showztime asked: I just watched Agorafabulous on youtube and adored it- I've got a lot of respect for anyone who turns their crazy into funny. It's also lovely to see a confident, hilarious lady comedian going out there and being brash and bold and all the good things. I'm a BIG fan.
anelderlypenguin asked: Is there any possible way I could intern or work for you?
Barack Obama spent the weekend moonwalking across the Potomac and curing AIDS...– Wonkette
Greetings, liberal larvae! I hope you enjoyed your Dear Leader’s Most Sacred and...– Wonkette
Until Rick Santorum has the courage to stand up in public and specifically...– Comedy Central Indecision Forever
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