January 2012
30 posts
“I’d take the time to explain to you why women are funny, but I’m too...”
“Don’t know about you,” Newt says, “But I’m hungry. And as a historian and a...”
– My Pretend CeleBoyfriend: Newt Gingrich
“It was extra-cute to see some great-natured ribbing among the candidates, all of...”
– my new column at VICE
I WANNA CLIMB YOU
toddlerorrblyric:
Ungh. Yeah, gurl.
