Anonymous asked: When a guy you kinda dig sends you a dick pic, what are some good/appropriate/clever/interesting things to say back? Getting tired of the old "wow, impressive" or what have you.
Oh Lord. I do not need to see dick pics. Like, what are dudes thinking? Seeing a photo of your junk is not going to increase my desire to hump you. Anyhoodle, just say, “Wow. That sure is a dick.”