Me: I think there are normal women in Los Angeles, however it’s basically a city of the prettiest and most popular people in their respective high schools who all decided they should be famous. So you’re gonna get a lot of that type of personality. Try using online dating to attempt to weed out the less-cool ones in advance.
Brother: Hang around high schools. Offer to buy chicks beer.
Brother’s Godfather: Then you’ll find a buddy. In jail.